The snow today is piled up so deep that public services have been suspended and all flights out of Tottori Airport are cancelled.
Just kidding. It's only rain.
Actually, it feels like the rainy season is attacking us today. I think Japan could go a long way to claiming its seasons were unique if they included the rainy season in the count instead of waxing proud about how 'unique' it is to have four seasons like every other temperate country.
I don't have anything more believeable than that to offer today, so here's a link to the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
for the fictitious pleasure of my nonexistant reader. Believe it or not, a lot of people in the world have been made very angry by pranks of this sort.